Miracles exist So many that it's shocking Surely we can't resist To sometimes go Sherlocking This hairpin is a clue If this headstone is a mystery Whose tenant has been screwed By high winds and history There is a snake inside the office There is a weight inside the airplane The scientist creates Another strain The pin-up was pent-up Her patience was spent up On clothing and close-ups And 2 minute touch-ups Blown by the airbrush Dolled up and drugged up By 5 minute f**-ups With hairbrush and blood lust
But now that she's safe And away from the scene She keeps getting voicemail On her message machine They sing, "Call me when you want to have it all again." Leave a teardrop on the rooftop To evaporate at dawn Maybe it's an S.O.S. for who it falls upon I know that it's a long shot But it's one I'm counting on Dreaming Dimwits take a stand On this night we must demand Let the microscope be Damned By the hammers in our hands Calmly we're dissolving On the exit frame These are unusual fissions