(Spoken, before music begins) Go ahead, Fish Bait
The man
He stepped up to the microphone
And he gave it a kiss
It was a big wet, slippery kiss
And he had sweat dripping off of his nose
Onto the windscreen
As he looked out over the audience
He said
"God bless you
God bless you one and all."
And he took a can of Ronson's lighter fluid
And he squirted it over the top of his head
And proceeded to light himself on fire
And he stood there glowing and said
"Remember this day."
(Repeated several times) "God bless you. God bless you one and all."
(Repeats, until after music ends) "Remember this day."