I was travellin' down the road
Feelin' hungry and cold
I saw a sign down the road sayin'
Food and drinks for everyone
So naturally I thought
I would take me a look inside
I saw so much food
There was water coming from my eyes
Yeah there was ham and there was turkey
There was caviar
And long tall gla**es
With wine up to why'are
And somebody grabbed me
Threw me out on my chair
Said before you can eat
You gotta dance like Fred Astaire
You know I can't dance you know I can't dance
You know I can't dance you know I can't dance
I can't dance
I am a man of the road
A hobo by name
I don't seek entertainment
Just poultry and game
But if it's all the same to you
Then yes I will try my hand
If you were hungry as me
Then I'm sure you will understand
Now wait a minute
Of course I can dance
Of course I can dance
I'm sure I can dance
I'm sure I can dance
I can dance
I really hit the floor
Ah it feels good
Look at me dancing
I did a two-step quick-step and a bossa nova
A little Victor Sylvester and a Rudy Valentino
You should have seen me moving
Right across the floor
Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
I can dance
Oh yes I can dance
Look at me dance on the floor moving
I feel good
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance