[Verse 1]
I'm walking along; something feels wrong
I'm already late for my date
When I'm with you, I don't know what to do
I spill things down my shirt and do great, big burps
[Hook]
When I'm with you, I get all nervous
Especially when it is just us
It's embarra**ing when I do stuff
I'm worried it might break up our love
[x2]
[Verse 2]
I get teased by kids; they laugh at me to bits
Just like when I fell off my bike
I don't want it this way every night and day
Why can't things go right? Don't wanna have to fight
[Hook]
[Hook x2]