What y'all know about Tobacco Road
Everybody celebrate 90 years old
Everybody have a drink, what the hell
We've been doing this since 1912
First liquor license in Dade
First place where a bartender got paid
You didn't have try to hard to get laid
I heard it was a Ho House back in the day
So everybody light your cigarettes and keep smokin'
I'm letting ya know now the Road is open
Welcoming the bikers and business executives
Musicians of all sorts, it never gets repetitive
Live music every night, yo it's the best thing
Better than Churchill's, Sticky Stuff Wrestling
Some of the best food that you ever tasted
So have a little homemade soup and get wasted
There's no place like this, yo you gotta face it
It never will become a chain it can't be duplicated
If ya never been here I ain't mad at you
Welcome to 626 South Miami Avenue
The home of the blues, big time to local acts
Just saw Tony in the back, he was smoking crack
Man he was messed up like Danny Jessup on a Thursday
The Road is 90 years old, happy birthday
Ever since the first day I set foot in here
Yo it's been a party so throw your hands in the air
And celebrate the past, present and future
Cuz time flies, but memories ya never lose em
What with they filming at the Road are ya curious
Yo it was part two Fast and the Furious
Loud as jazz on a Wednesday night yeah
What's the best place in Miami, yo it's right here
I got an idea, let's take a couple shots of Beam
Whether ya broke I got lots of cream
It doesn't matter cause at the Road everybody's family
Whether you're Willy Wonka with lots of candy
Or if ya got nothin and your name is Randy
The Road don't discriminate, you understand me
I can't see no end in sight
The Road is a landmark, yeah that's right
It's like a place that's so easy to go to man
This sh** ain't Cheers but feels like everybody knows your name
So go insane cause this is the best party of the whole year
Don't go nowhere let me hear ya say oh yeah
(Oh yeah)
Now say it again, come on
(Oh yeah)
Cause we're stayin' all the way to the end
So have another drink, don't need to think about leaving
The reason is yo this is the mother f**in season
To celebrate, need a girl? get a date, who can just relax and meditate
With Lenny K the heavyweight
A lover not a fighter I got more sh** than Mark Weiser
Open your eyes up I'm gonna surprise ya
With the crazy a** words that come out of my mouth, see
I just hit the lottery my name is Ralphie
I know you're gonna ask, but sir it's too early
You can't get an after-midnight steak at 11:30
Just can't do it, you can keep lookin
I already spoke to Lou, Jen and Charles, they won't cook it!
How about a nice Memphis style rib dinner
“Is it as good as Flannigan's?”, yo it's much bigger
And better, with that really nice spice rub
Ya cross the Road, ya get tied up
In the Miami river, is where ya get thrown
In the memory of Al Capone
I don't mean no offence, so don't be pissed
Nope there ain't no velvet rope, you can South Beach this!
No guest list, and no VIP section
That's just the Road baby no need to be guessin
The best in town the best around
Tobacco Road put your hands up and yo get down
To the sound of an all around down individual
Like Shaky on a Schwinn it's my everyday ritual
To grab the mic, and represent, look it's Chinaman!
Mark's chillin inside a van, Matt you're lookin kinda tan
If ya got time ta plan, you'll be singin' I'm the man
If ya don't, try again like Angel tryin to find a man
He's up in this spot yo, though you will not go
Over to the Road without seeing Flaco
And I know that yall like it raw
I'm rhymin with the perfect timin, shinin like the new floor
Don't be trippin or slippin kid when I'm kickin it
I might buy you a shot ya better not be sippin it
This is it, what, Lucini fallin from the sky
Ballin' til I die
Who remembers 4th of July
2002, you know how I do
Comin through for who?
My entire crew
Like momma and poppa, I'm so old school
Workin here for over 20 years that's so cool
Nuff respect to all my Road affiliates
We don't have a lot of money but yo we're really rich in culture
Hey yo ya know I ain't no hater
But would I really be doin this if I wasn't a Road waiter?
But that's the beauty of it, now tell me do ya love it?
Yo it's dope and I'm hopin ya knowin the Road is open to the public
So f** it come and represent every day
At the oldest f**in bar in the MIA
What can I say, big up to Eujene in the parkin lot
My man is Fernandez I heard he likes to spark a lot
Charlie, Donna , John Graham, Linda dropped the bomb
Mannie and Scott, yo when we rock, people say goddamn
Buy my CD and later you'll be playin this
Hearin me represent rap for Tobacco Road waitresses
Jessie, Jessica, Vanessa, Lisa and Red
I heard we're losin Susan she was eatin some bread
And an unnamed manager got up in her face
Yo What you spreadin Lenny? rumors in the workplace
Uh uh, yeah, rumors in the workplace
What y'all know about rumors in the workplace
Yvonne, huh AKA Little J-Lo
Cause you know, she got that Jumbo Culo
Oh my god, did he really just say that?
I was on the wall of shame, here comes the payback
If ya get pulled over there's no need to be under pressure
Just tell em ya work at the Road and the 5-0 won't arrest ya
The Road is gonna get ya, just imagine it's the Playboy Mansion
And your name is Hugh Hefner
So why the hell would ya ever wanna leave
From 1912 to 2003
Now we in the new era when I look into the mirror
I see a rapper slash Tobacco Road waiter
Not scared of diversity, yo I'm the first to be
Strictly hip hop at the Road anniversary
Ey yo, and don't forget to go
To the medical, marijuana festival
Hey yo I gotta go now so see ya later
It's White Russian, Lenny K and the Radiators