[Verse 1]
I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Ought to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat, just skin and bone
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But I love her, she loves me
All are happy, now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree
[Verse 2]
I told her mama and her papa too
Just exactly what I want to do
I want to get married on a night in June
And rock and roll by the light of a silvery moon
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real up setter, she's a real live wire
Everybody turns when my baby walks by
She's something to see, she really catches the eye
[Chorus][x2]