Been to three private schools of Toronto To this one, I didn't even want to go Failed the entry, purposely Had a responsibility To my clique counting on me to return on beat Handed in the test Thought that I was set Teacher asked me "Was it easy?" I said "Yes" All the other kids reading and comprehending I just chose the answers that made the better ending Like "what did the boy do at the corner store?" Was it A: "he bought milk he was doing a chore" B: "he fell face down onto the floor" Or C: "he broke in for cash and candy galore; Told the man to fill the bag before the cops came to the door" If you think like me We'd agree, obviously The answer was C But something else was meant to be B, be, B, be Did the
Interview, lady said I was charming She said "oh darling, we might be calling" Weeks later, there was a ring at the telephone I was home Nintendo 64 light was on Mamma said I had an offer You gotta be kidding me Don't bother, I said, sticking to my affinity I'mma stay at Bayview Glen 'till I'm a hundred infinity Unlike guys studying vigorously for UCC I gallivanted and frolicked, then gave up my seat immediately Without skipping a beat Now, clearly I was fighting fate Cuz it was late May When another phone call came At the age of 1 plus 8 I realized that this was my place And to this date I feel great (x2) [a bunch of quotes from Freaks and Geeks, The Breakfast Club, and Perks of Being a Wallflower]