You got a toothache? I don't care
‘Cause you wouldn't believe what I've seen
Well, would you believe I'm blind as a batlike creature
Maybe I'm not, but that's beside the point
Found objects in front of page would
Allow me to speak when spoken to
And I tiptoe ever so lightly ‘round
That you're kidnapped unawares
Yes indeed
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Ekil dnuos I tahw si siht
Dneirflrig erutuf ym olleh
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