Being alone on Valentine's day doesn't bother me Normally, I don't exude lugubriosity But this year I am curious What it's like to feel blue Though it may be spurious I've got nothing else to do And I'm gonna shed tear after tear Not that I'm a lonely guy But Valentine's comes but once a year I might as well give it a try So I'll partake in all the weeping whims that I can find
Maybe watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Or dress all grim and gruesome And drive until I'm ill Watch the happy twosomes Whom, if I were truly lonely, I would probably want to k** And I'm gonna shed tear after tear Not that I'm a lonely guy But Valentine's comes but once a year I might as well give it a try