She wants a boy like Link, who doesn't talk but listens. (Hey!)
To another world with InuYasha she envisions
Compared to Tamaki, every other guy's an eyesore
Like L she thinks that Light Yagami is to die for!
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If only I could be the hero heartthrob
In the pictures by her bed;
She wants someone who's perfect
Like the stories in her head
Every day I try so hard to play the part
But she plays hearts like toys!
She drools over
Imaginary boys
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She wants Edward Elric to be her Super Junior (Who are you calling short?!)
Her own Tuxedo Mask...she's just like Sailor Moon
Her favorite band is Bad Luck; yaoi is her every night's dream
Wish I was fair like Zack, because she's my whole lifestream
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[Bridge]
Just like Pokemon, she's gotta catch 'em all...
I'm strung up like a scroll on her wall!
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