I got fired from my job for being sick too much
Alcohol has become my favorite crutch
My girlfriend kicked me out of the house
She kept everything, even my pet mouse
But at least I'm alive
I'm alive!
My family disowned me when I was thirteen
I've nowhere to go, so I'm sleeping on the street
A dog came along and pissed in my shoes
I'm ugly and stinky and I don't know what to do
But at least I'm alive
I'm alive!
I was jailed for a crime I didn't commit
The judge sent me to prison for 20 years for it
My cellmate shanked me while I slept
The doctor says cancer will be my d**h
But at least I'm alive
Well for now anyways...