(From the 1998 cartoon movie Secret of Nimh 2)
He'll solve your problems
He'll tell your future
He'll work things out
So they're bound to suture
He'll read your stars and
He'll read your mind and
He'll find the way you should go
Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
A quite sensational inspirational
Magic Mystery Show
A fortune telling A magic spelling
But down to spelling it's worse
A Snake oil selling
A conjuration a celebration
So start the party let's go
Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
A revelational sintulational
Magic Mystery Show
When life is grim
And things are drastic
Just see me and all's fantastic
As for payment, he's elastic
He takes cash or gifts or plastic
Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
A stimulational educational
Magic Mystery Show
What could be more perfect
for a couple of old hams
We supply the mumble jumble
They supply the clams (laughs)
He'll solve your problems
He'll tell your future
He'll work things out
So they're bound to suture
He'll read your stars and
He'll read your mind and
He'll find the way you should go
Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
A recreational capperational
Magic Mystery Show
A fortune telling A magic spelling
I'm out to spelling A forest filling
A conjuration a celebration
So start the party let's go
Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
An elevational transformational
Magic Mystery
Take the chance of a lifetime
Find out what you should know
A jollificational jivilrational
Magic Mystery Show