Oh, wow
I think I am the hottest toddy at the party
Goddamn, watch me shake that a**
Like a calabash
I see it in his eyes
He can't handle that
Thinking I'm the prize in his Cracker Jacks
I'm making him melt like candle wax
He stepped to me at the bar
He said that he liked my hair
I didn't want to be rude, he was trying so hard
So I'm like, "Whatever, sure
We can do these shots, why not
Imma let you buy me these drinks, lots"
He's asking me where do I live
And I'm like, "Far away, mister, real real far"
I don't got time for that hullabaloo
I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you
You should go back over there with your crew
And he's all, "Nah, man, what we gon' do"
You wanna dance but you ain't got no rhythm
Tell me, how will this transition to kissin'?
He's all smitten as if the plot thickens, nuh-uh
Read my lips
Listen, I'm sweet but I'm deadly
Just like Coca-cola
I'm hotter than a hot spring
Hotter than Bikram yoga
Boy, come try your luck
Four leaf clover
If you ain't got no swag
Then this conversation's over
You wanna get to know me
Wanna be my homie
I just came to party
Not here for you, boy
You should watch what you're saying
'Cause your mouth is crazy
Got me acting shady
And feeling real koi
You're trying so hard
And it really shows
You say I'm fit
Thanks, I already know
I'm sorry
Well not really
But you and me will never be
That's the way that it goes
I wanna ki and I don't mean bumps
I mean kiki, I wanna shake my bu*t
I wanna chill in cuts, sip these cups
Turn around for what? Not you, bruh bruh
I kiss boys but it's just for stunts
I'm not giving them what they want
Nah, he's a dim-wit dunce
I'm a big city boy and a real, real c*nt
I don't wanna have to be a primadonna
But you talk a whack game, like lolz, oh my god
I wish you'd go away, Abracadabra
Princess Kitana, Kamekemeha
You can't get up on my radar
I think you need to go to swag seminar
All up in my ear talkin' bla-zay blah
But I don't want none, nah
Dudes wanna holla, I'm skeptical
'Cause I'm really rare like the best of all
I wanna know if you could let them good times roll
Like if I throw it in the air can you catch 'em all?
Ball's in my court, that's typical
Checking up on me, physical
My aura, my vibe is so mystical
If you could bag me, that's a miracle
You wanna get to know me
Wanna be my homie
I just came to party
Not here for you, boy
You should watch what you're saying
'Cause your mouth is crazy
Got me acting shady
And feeling real koi
You're trying so hard
And it really shows
You say I'm fit
Hmm, thanks, I already know
I'm sorry
Well not really
But you and me will never be
That's the way that it goes
You ain't catching nothing
But you keep throwing these lines out
I think you need to practice shutting your mouth
You swimming upstream just to get to me
But I don't think we have a chemistry
You wanna get to know me
Wanna be my homie
I just came to party
Not here for you, boy
You should watch what you're saying
'Cause your mouth is crazy
Got me acting shady
And feeling real koi
Le1f - Koi lyrics
Album Riot Boi