Huh
The Doo Wop got the funk and I
Still can't hum a note along
Cause I got the voice of a 10-year-old
I can write a rhyme but cannot sing a song
Damn! Now my secret is told
Ho
The Doo Wop got the stereo
While I'm mono on the track
Swallowin' Cheerios
I milk a poor sound with no effect at all
Fat noise and my nose drownin' in the bowl
Hey
The Doo Wop dudes got their
Hats on, chins up, shirts in
And got everybody clappin'
Tweed jacket, bow tie
And another thing I don't have: the finger snappin'
Ouch
The Doo Wop groups they
Hurt my confidence and my entire system
Cause I've watched them, heard them
Even tried to mimic them, hummin' all day long
But I can't sing a song
Can I - can I - can I
Kick it?
Yeah, right after you
Sing it!
Huh
The Doo Wop guys kick it for sure
On dry land or off-shore
For your grandma, daddy, daughter
Straight to your grandson and what have ya
You hear some then you have fun
Ho
The Doo Wop got the best smiles
Shiny white canines
For you, you, you... and you
And you again
So you remember what you've heard and seen
Hey
The Doo Wop got your a** up
With fascinatin' rhythm and blues
Bodies in sync and with the right moves
The "aah's" and the "ooh's"
Left, right, down and up
Till you kick off your shoes
Ouch
The Doo Wop groups they
Hurt my confidence and my entire system
Again I've watched them, heard them
Even tried to mimic them, hummin' all day long
But I can't sing a song
Can I - can I - can I
Kick it?
Yeah, right after you
Sing