Hey Andy why don't you give this kid a f**ing punch,
Him and his entourage are playing the hip bunch.
I'm so tired of this hipster f**ing bar sh**,
And this strung out new is old news and boring.
I wish those stupid f**ing kids really would die,
They talk the part and act the part, but don't touch the sh**.
Your fashion numbers are numbers that don't add up at all.
That awful bullsh** of Los Angeles, h**n, and hair dye,
Help out you've had too much, but you haven't had enough, you haven't had enough.
You act the part and talk the part, but don't touch the sh**.