I've paid my money So where's my swag I've paid good money For a regal shag, You're breasts are pert And you smell so sweet So why do you wash My rancid feet, I fell for you my love And your girl like charm It's a shame that my feet Smell like a pig farm, They came between us Tore us apart So cleanse my tootsies Make them unarmed, Feetcleaner They came between us Chiropadise Is to compromise
So my love so sweet Can get past my feet, The course of true love It never ran straight 'Cos I've been taken away From my primal mate, She was a tart I was in a band But at least I rooted Her sweaty gland, They came between us tore us apart So cleanse my tootsies make them unarmed, Got to get up I've gotta get up What? What? What? Got to get up Woof woof woof Feetcleaner They came between us