"Heath, you're ugly. I don't wanna be with you."
The rejection came like a lightning from a mellow summer sky.
Her words haunted me for weeks to go.
"You're ugly!" "You're ugly!" "You're ugly!"
First time I saw An-ni was through a sniper scope
Back then, I only had dreams and hope
And when I bumped to her one summer night
It was magical, munchies at first sight
We got to know each other, she had a brother
Who was retarded like no other
It didn't bother, I make retards happy
Our story resembled something about Mary
Impressed her father with my finger paintings
And gave her these mountain lava earrings
She appreciated me like? on?
She was the champion,?
But we was friends, that was the problem
I wasn't sure did she think I was a goblin
She touched me, my body started shaking
I felt my tight trousers started breaking
I ran away, she was terrified
While running, Shredder Tim called An-ni
I met her again at a hospital
And told her I was in love with her
"Heath, go f** yourself."
She was so hot, so she erected
The dick of Heath, and she rejected me
Left alone, though I gave her roses
She was my plague, I was her Moses
She was so hot, so she erected
The dick of Heath, and she rejected me
Left alone, though I gave her roses
She was my plague, I was her Moses
Yo, this is Noob Saiboot.
I locked An-ni in the closet to make Heath happy.
An-ni got mad!
She rejected me, she had another one
It was this? kid called Soccer Hans
He had? for Manchester City
While I was only given playtime for PD
Of course it appeared I was a lamer (so lame!)
But when I think about it, can't really blame her
But back when I met her at a lumber mill
As I was drunken, An-ni was so ill
My dream was to start a colony with An-ni
But what to do when she ran from me
To the arms of another man I envy
My thoughts are well worth a penny
Didn't feel? but very modest
Could relate to the plant An-ni had in her closet
Seen only a glimpse of her life, I moaned
My own fist was the only thing I boned
Feeling sorry for myself, I was furious
An-ni's pine trees had made me curious
So I burned them, An-ni was hit by a cone
And her boyfriend was hit by a stone, many stones
The f*g yelled out, ouch
Fifty sounds actually, but who counts
If you count? or luck no?
All I can see is An-ni's hot body
Love and lust made me act like a savage
Keeping at An-ni who f**ed like a rabbit
I told the end is near
Reminiscing of sowing sessions makes me shed a tear
She was so hot, so she erected
The dick of Heath, and she rejected me
Left alone, though I gave her roses
She was my plague, I was her Moses
She was so hot, so she erected
The dick of Heath, and she rejected me
Left alone, though I gave her roses
She was my plague, I was her Moses
She was so hot, so she erected
The dick of Heath, and she rejected me
Left alone, though I gave her roses
She was my plague, I was her Moses
She was so hot, so she erected
The dick of Heath, and she rejected me
Left alone, though I gave her roses
She was my plague, I was her Moses