I met her in Jalalabad, her eyes were blue like the sky above, yes
I showed her my golden card, it said internazionale superstar
Her said she was a news reporter
Her breasts I wanted to rip off her
So I need her and love her
And it stood for a week like my dick, yes
We fell in love in Jalalabad
Jalalalalalalalalalabad, yes
We fell in love in Jalalabad
Jalalalalalalalalalabad, wo-oh
We fell in love in Jalalabad
Jalalalalalalalalalabad, yes
We fell in love in Jalalabad
And broke up weekly coz the s** was so bad
She was so pretty when I saw her standing next to a m**m
It was a sunny day but we stayed in
Making love, hiding from mujahideen
Gazed till her eyes, took her hand
They got sweatier than an eighties rock band
Dived in her muff with my three day scruff
She said it scratches but not that much, yay
We fell in love in Jalalabad
Jalalalalalalalalalabad, wo-oh
We fell in love in Jalalabad
Jalalalalalalalalalabad, yay
We fell in love in Jalalabad
Jalalalalalalalalalabad, wo-oh
We fell in love in Jalalabad
And broke up weekly coz the s** was so bad
When we broke up it left me scarred
Lesson learned: never fall in love in Jalalabad
And when we broke up it left me scarred
Lesson learned: never fall in love in Jalalabad, wo-oh
We fell in love in Jalalabad
Jalalalalalalalalalabad, wo-oh
We fell in love in Jalalabad
Jalalalalalalalalalabad, yes
We fell in love in Jalalabad
Jalalalalalalalalalabad, yes
We fell in love in Jalalabad
And broke up weekly coz the s** was so bad