I want to be A coffee pot And hiss and steam and drip so smooth And people will say Damn, that's a good cup of coffee. I want to be A popcorn popper I'll flip them kernels with a casual air And puff and crackle And people will say Damn, this popcorn is de-lish. I want to be A big TV I'll gabble and blab and mesmerize I'll quibble and fibble and hypnotize
And people will say Damn, I'm sleepy, it's time for bed. I want to be Something other than me Something that someone will care about Something that will mean something to someone day in and day out And people will say— Wait a minute, who cares what people will say Damn, I'll be just what I am.