[Verse 1]
Girl, I wanna f** you, but I don't love Jesus
Can't you overlook it? Lemme get in your jeans this
Doesn't have to be
Religiously
Sanctioned – the Pope can S my D
Jesus was the King of Kings
But I got lots of other things
Going on, no lie
I'm the kinda guy
Can hang up on a cross and still not die
I can't turn water into wine
But baby girl, you'll feel so fine
That here's the sitch
Gonna make you wish
I'd bury my loaf deep in your fish, oh!
[Hook]
Girl, I can love you
Much better than Christ
I'm twice as s**y
As that guy was nice
Girl, I can love you…
Much better than Christ
[Verse 2]
It's written in the bible that you should make me come
Father, Son, Holy Ghost – girl, that's a threesome
Service me good
God thinks you should
Christ may have been a carpenter, but I got wood
Here's a proposition that can't fail
My dick is like the Holy Grail
Got an endeavor
That I think is kinda clever:
Try swallowing, girl, you'll live forever
I'll lay it out like this
Won't betray you with just a kiss
I'm a better lover
And a s**y motherf**er
Gonna eat you like you're my last supper
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Sure, I wasn't blessed with divine power
But I can rise again in less than half an hour
I don't mean to boast
But I'm-a make you roast
Open your mouth, receive my host
Damn! Never seen a shorty hotter
Nail you so hard, I'm-a give you stigmata
I don't believe what you do
But swear to you this is true –
Make you so wet, Christ could walk on you
I'm down with virgin birth
But not with the meek inheriting Earth
Man, f** the meek!
They ain't got no sa**
Girl, turn both cheeks
Lemme smack that a**
[Hook]
[Spoken Word Outro]
Girl, forgive you. You know not who you do