[NARRATOR]
Once upon a time
In a far-off kingdom
There lay a small village
At the edge of the woods
[CINDERELLA]
I wish...
[NARRATOR]
And in this village
[CINDERELLA]
More than anything...
[NARRATOR]
Lived a young maiden
[CINDERELLA]
More than life...
More than j**els...
[NARRATOR]
A carefree young lad...
[JACK]
I wish...
More than life...
[NARRATOR]
And a childless baker...
[BAKER & WIFE]
I wish...
[NARRATOR]
With his wife
[BAKER]
More than anything...
[WIFE]More than the moon...
[BAKER'S WIFE]
I wish...
[CINDERELLA]
The King is giving a Festival
[BAKER & WIFE]
More than life...
[JACK]
I wish...
[CINDERELLA]
I wish to go to the Festival
[BAKER & WIFE]
More than riches...
[CINDERELLA]
And the ball...
[JACK]
I wish my cow would
Give us some milk
[CINDERELLA & BAKER'S WIFE]
More than anything...
[BAKER]
I wish we had a child
[JACK]
Please, pal-
[BAKER'S WIFE]
I want a child...
[JACK]
Squeeze, pal...
[CINDERELLA]
I wish to go to the Festival
[JACK]
I wish you'd give us some
Milk or even cheese...
I wish...
[BAKER & WIFE]
I wish we might have a child
I wish...
[STEPMOTHER]
You wish to go to the Festival?
[NARRATOR]
The poor girl's parents had died
[STEPMOTHER]
You, Cinderella, the Festival?
You wish to go to the Festival?
[FLORINDA]
What, you, Cinderella, the Festival?
The Festival?!
[LUCINDA]
What, you wish to go to the Festival?
[ALL THREE]
The Festival?
The King's Festival?
[NARRATOR]
And now she lived with her stepmother
[STEPMOTHER]
The Festival...HA!
[NARRATOR]
Who had two daughters of her own
[FLORINDA]
Look at your nails!
[LUCINDA]
Look at your dress!
[STEPMOTHER]
People would laugh at you-
[CINDERELLA]
Nevertheless
I still want to go to the Festival
And dance before the Prince
[STEPMOTHER & STEPSISTERS]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
[NARRATOR]
All three were beautiful of face, but vile and black of heart
The young lad had no father and his mother-
[JACK'S MOTHER]
I wish...
[NARRATOR]
Well, she was at her wit's end-
[JACK'S MOTHER]
I wish my son were not a fool
I wish my house was not a mess
I wish the cow was full of milk
I wish the walls were full of gold-
I wish a lot of things...
What in heaven's name are you doing
With the cow inside the house?
[JACK]
I thought if he got nice and warm
He might produce some milk
[JACK'S MOTHER]
It's a she...
How many times do I have to tell you
Only shes can give milk?
[NARRATOR]
And then there was a hungry little girl
Who always wore a red cape
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD]
I wish...
It's not for me
It's for my Granny in the woods
A loaf of bread, please-
To bring my poor old hungry
Granny in the woods...
Just a loaf of bread, please...
[STEPMOTHER]
Cinderella, if you can pick up these lentils
And finish your chores in time
Then you may go to the ball with us
Come along ladies...
[STEPSISTERS]
Yes, Mother
Good luck
[CINDERELLA]
Come, little birds
Down from the eaves
And the leaves
Over fields
Out of castles and ponds...
[JACK]
Now, squeeze, pal...
[CINDERELLA]
Ahhhhhhhhhh...
Quick, little birds
Flick through the ashes
Pick and peck, but swiftly
Sift through the ashes
Into the pot...
[JACK'S MOTHER]
Now listen to me well, son
Milky-White must be taken to market
[JACK]
But, mother, no- he's the best cow in the world-
[JACK'S MOTHER]
Was-
She has been dry for weeks now
With no food or money
We've got no choice but to sell her
Look at her
[JACK]
But, Milky-White's my best friend
[JACK'S MOTHER]
Look at her...
There are bugs on her dugs
There are flies in her eyes
There's a lump on her rump
Big enough to be a hump-
[JACK]
But-
[JACK'S MOTHER]
We've no time to sit and dither
While her wither's wither with her-
And no one keeps a cow for a friend!
Sometimes I wonder what's goin' on in that head of yours
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD]
Into the woods
It's time to go
I hate to leave
I have to go
Into the woods-
It's time, and so
I must begin my journey
Into the woods
And through the trees
To where I am
Expected ma'am
Into the woods
To Grandmother's house-
Into the woods
To Grandmother's house-
[BAKER'S WIFE]
Now you're certain of your way?
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD]
The way is clear
The light is good
I have no fear
Nor no one should
The woods are just trees
The trees are just wood
I sort of hate to ask it
But do you have a basket?
[BAKER'S WIFE]
Yes, we do
[BAKER]
I don't suppose you're planning on buying any of these-
[BAKER'S WIFE]
Oh, shhhhh...
Now, don't stray and be late, alright?
[BAKER]
You might save some of those sweets for Granny?
Oh my-
[BAKER'S WIFE]
Just, leave it...
[BAKER]
She's a thief!
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD]
Into the woods
And down the dell
The path is straight
I know it well
Into the woods
And who can tell
What's waiting on the journey?
Into the woods
To bring some bread
To Granny who
Is sick in bed
Never can tell
What lies ahead
For all that I know
She's already dead
But into the woods
Into the woods
Into the woods
To Grandmother's house
And home before dark
[FLORINDA]
Cinderella!
[LUCINDA]
Get up here!
[CINDERELLA]
Fly, birds
Back to the sky...
[FLORINDA]
We're waiting!
[CINDERELLA]
Back to the eaves
And the leaves
And the fields
And the-
[FLORINDA]
Hurry up and do my hair, Cinderella!
Are you really wearing that?
[LUCINDA]
Here, I found a little tear, Cinderella
Can't you hide it with a hat?
[CINDERELLA]
You look beautiful
[FLORINDA]
I know
[LUCINDA]
She means me
[FLORINDA]
No she didn't
[CINDERELLA]
Mother said be good
Father said be nice
That was always their advice
So be nice, Cinderella
Good, Cinderella
Nice good good nice-
[FLORINDA]
Tighter!
[CINDERELLA]
What's the good of being good
If everyone is blind
Always leaving you behind?
Never mind, Cinderella
Kind Cinderella-
Nice good nice kind good nice-
[FLORINDA]
OW- Not that tight!
Clod!
[BAKER]
Who might that be?
[BAKER'S WIFE]
We've sold our last loaf of bread!
[BAKER]
It's the witch from next-door
[BAKER'S WIFE]
We have no bread...
[WITCH]
I don't want your bread...
[BAKER]
Then what is it you wish?
[WITCH]
It's not what I wish
It's what you wish
Nothing cooking in that belly now is there?
And there will never be
Unless you do exactly as I say
In three days time a blue-moon will appear
Only then can the curse be, undone...
[BAKER'S WIFE]
What curse?
[WITCH]
The one I placed on this house
[BAKER]
What are you talking about?
[WITCH]
In the past, when you were no more than a babe
Your father brought his young wife
And you to this cottage
They were a lovely couple
But not lovely neighbors
You see...
Your mother was with child
And she developed an unusual appetite
She admired my beautiful garden
And she told your father that
What she wanted more than anything
In the world, was...
Greens, greens, nothing but greens:
Parsley, peppers, cabbages and celery
Asparagus and watercress and
Fiddleferns and lettuce-!
He said, "All right,"
But it wasn't, quite
'Cause I caught him in the autumn
In my garden one night!
He was robbing me
Anoying me
Rooting through my rutabaga
Raiding my arugula and
Ripping up the rampion
My champion! My favorite!-
I should have laid a spell on him
Right there
I could have turned him into stone
Or a dog...
Or a chair...
But I let him have the rampion-
I'd lots to spare
In return, however
I said, "Fair is fair:
You can let me have the baby
That your wife will bear
And we'll call it square."
[BAKER]
I had a brother?
[WITCH]
No. But, you had a sister
[BAKER]
Where is she?
[WITCH]
She's mine now!
And you'll never find her
Small price to pay for what
Else your father stole from me
It cost me my youth, my beauty
My mother warned me
She would punish me
With the curse of ugliness
If I ever lost any of them
[BAKER'S WIFE]
Lost what?
[WITCH]
The beans...
[BAKER & WIFE]
Beans?
[WITCH]
The special beans...
I'd let him go, I didn't know
He'd stolen my beans
I was watching him crawl
Back over the wall-!
Then bang! Crash!
A lightning flash!
Well, that's another story
Never mind-
Anyway, at last
The big day came
And I made my claim
"Oh, don't take away the baby,"
They shrieked and screeched
But I did
And I hid her
Where she'll never be reached
And your father cried
And your mother died
When for extra measure-
I admit it was a pleasure-
I said, "Sorry
I'm still not mollified."
And I laid a little spell on them-
You, too, son-
That your family tree
Would always be a barren one...
[BAKER]
How could you do that?
[WITCH]
And when your mother died
Your father deserted you
Your father was no father so why should you be?
So there's no more fuss
And there's no more scenes
And my garden thrives-
You should see my nectarines!
But I'm telling you the same
I tell kings and queens:
Don't ever never ever
Mess around with my greens!
Especially the beans
[JACK]
Yeah, but why do we have to go to the next village?
[JACK'S MOTHER]
Because, everyone in this village
Knows the cow hasn't given a drop of milk in weeks
[JACK]
That's cheating!
[JACK'S MOTHER]
We're starving, Jack!
Don't you understand that?
Now, you're not to accept less than five pounds for her
Are you listening to me?
[JACK]
Yes
[JACK'S MOTHER]
How much are you to ask?
[JACK]
No more than five pounds
[JACK'S MOTHER]
Less than five!
[JACK]
Than five!
[JACK'S MOTHER]
Into the woods
The time is now
We have to live
I don't care how
Into the woods to sell the cow
You must begin the journey!
Straight to the woods
And don't delay-
We have to face
The marketplace
Into the woods to journey's end-
[JACK]
Into the woods to sell a friend-
[WITCH]
You wish to have
The curse reversed?
I'll need a certain
Potion first
Go to the woods and bring me back
One: the cow as white as milk
Two: the cape as red as blood
Three: the hair as yellow as corn
Four: the slipper as pure as gold
Bring me these
Before the chime
Of midnight
In three day's time
Tis' then the blue moon reappears
Which comes but once each hundred years
Just bring them and
I guarantee
A child as perfect
As child can be
Go to the wood!
[STEPMOTHER]
Ladies
Our carriage waits
[CINDERELLA]
Now may I go to the Festival?
[STEPMOTHER]
The Festival-?
Darling, those nails!
Darling, those clothes!
Lentils are one thing but
Darling, with those
You'd make us the fools of the Festival
And mortify the Prince!
[CINDERELLA]
The Festival lasts three nights
Surely, you could let me be there for one of them
[STEPMOTHER]
The King is trying to find his son a wife!
Not a scullery maid!
We must be gone!
GO!
[CINDERELLA]
I wish-
[BAKER'S WIFE]
Beans?
These must be the witch's beans!
We'll take them with us
[BAKER]
We?
[BAKER'S WIFE]
Yes!
[BAKER]
We?
You're not coming
It's not safe out there
[BAKER'S WIFE]
I can help you!
[BAKER]
No!
I can do this on my own
The spell is on my house
Only I can lift the spell
The spell is on my house
[BAKER'S WIFE]
No, no, the spell is on our house
We must lift the spell together
The spell is on our house!
[BAKER]
Now tell me what am I to return with?
[BAKER'S WIFE]
Ugh, You don't remember?
The cow as white as milk
The cape as red as blood
The hair as yellow as corn
The slipper as pure as gold-
[BAKER]
The cow as white as milk
The cape as red as blood
The hair as yellow as corn
The slipper as pure as gold...
[CINDERELLA]
I still wish to go to the Festival
But how am I ever to get to the Festival?
[BAKER]
The cow as white as milk
The cape as red as blood
The hair as yellow as corn-
[CINDERELLA]
I know!
I'll visit Mother's grave
The grave at the willow tree
And tell her I just want to
Go to the King's Festival...
[BAKER]
The slipper as pure as gold...
The cow, the cape
The slipper as pure as gold-
[BAKER'S WIFE]
The hair-!
[CINDERELLA & BAKER]
Into the woods
It's time to go
It may be all
In vain, you/I know
Into the woods-
But even so
I have to take the journey
[CINDERELLA, BAKER & WIFE]
Into the woods
The path is straight
You know it well
But who can tell-
[BAKER & WIFE]
Into the woods to lift the spell-
[CINDERELLA]
Into the woods to visit Mother-
[JACK'S MOM]
Into the woods to sell the cow!
[JACK]
To get the money!
[CINDERELLA]
To go to the Festival!
[LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD]
Into the woods to grandmother's house!
[ALL]
The way is clear
The light is good
I have no fear
Nor no one should
The woods are just trees
The trees are just wood
No need to be afraid there-
[BAKER]
There's something in the glade there...
[ALL]
Into the woods
Without delay
But careful not
To lose the way
Into the woods
Who knows what may
Be lurking on the journey?
Into the woods
To get the thing
That makes it worth
The journeying
Into the woods-
[STEPMOTHER & STEPSISTERS]
To see the King-
[JACK & MOTHER]
To sell the cow-
[BAKER & WIFE]
To make the potion-
[ALL]
To see-
To sell-
To get-
To bring-
To make-
To lift-
To go to the Festival-!
Into the woods!
Into the woods!
Into the woods
Then out of the woods
And home before it's dark!