I'm on that john cougar mellencamp sh** I'm from a small town
Wasn't much to do but get drunk until you fall down
The ceremony homey was formal I'm talking ball gown
All that pomp and circumstance but dammit we were all clowns
Doomed from the start might as well stick a fork in him
Silky with soliloquys still I Aaron sorkin them
I work in cycles that's how it's always been
I Went from thin to fat to thin to fat to thin
Now my body's all weird I'm talking hair and loose skin
That's my tribe that's my quest that's my luck of Lucien
Ugggghhh I'm just so f**ing over it
Another old dick dies hope that that's my obit
I'm so damned curmudgeonly fatherly and husbandly
This whole sh** is cheese then I'll one up it with some Brie (I'm fancy like that)
And an ennui aperitif
I Check my ego at the door and now Im snoring through these rap beefs
Add a little dry rub imaginary fight club
Chuck palinuk a falice tucked so f** your life cuz (sorry bruh)
I'm not beyond it I went through it
Survived the poison season play destroyer with my music
Amusing I'm a voyeur Let the pa**ion fill the void
Cause the money's f**ing table scraps but rapping's in your boy
And still I want a sprite commercial. Just to spite my virtue
I'm guess I'm just a hypocrite some sh** I have to work through (but I won't)
I made that leap a long time ago
Won't bore you with that story no I'll save it for the liner notes (liner notes)
They turned the limelight to a mall
Now New York f**ing s**s but I still love it in the fall
I love the colors in the foliage I know I'm sounding old as sh**
But you gotta fill the middle cause life's like a cannoli kid
Holy sh** I'm guess this means I'm growing it's appropriate
Cause nothing makes me sadder than friends frozen by hopeless Grifts
Still telling The same jokes and clinging to their broken myths
At one time we were close but now like Tokyo we drift
I think you get the f**ing gist sh** I know I've gone and changed
The problem is you didn't that's a muthaf**ing shame