Two in the morning stop you falling out of bed
You make your way to the breakfast table
Feeling cool and fresh
Three at the office help you start your working day
Pick up your morning paper ‘n read
Some rock star pa**ed away
‘Round about eleven you take your coffee break
Your stomach's feeling kinda funny
So you take another eight
Looking out the window you feel glad that you're alive
But just for the sake of safety
Yeh take another five
Scoobie doobies never done no one no harm
Scoobie doobies keep the world a – spinning round
Scoobie doobies never done no one no harm
Scoobie doobies keep the world a – spinning round
And round round and round
You pull into the driveway yes another day's been won
But you know without your scoobies
That you'd never get things done
Every morning tiredness and every night awake
You know the cure what you're looking for
Lend an ear now hear me say say
Scoobie doobies never done no one no harm
Scoobie doobies keep the world a – spinning round
Scoobie doobies never done no one no harm
Scoobie doobies keep the world a – spinning round
And round round and round
Later in the evening you find all your scoobies gone
So you take a bottle from the bar
And you drink it till it's done
The door is busted open and you're laying on the floor
A policeman finds in your hand
An empty scoobie jar ah
Scoobie doobies never done no one no harm
Scoobie doobies keep the world a – spinning round
Scoobie doobies never done no one no harm
Scoobie doobies keep the world a – spinning round
And round round and round
We all love scoobie doobies
We all love scoobie doobies (2x)