There's a show, everybody's going on it
And all you need is girls' clothes (you wear girls' clothes)
Buy a dress, pad your hips and grab your iPhone
Make your own video
Makes no difference if you're butch or a femme
Or even look like a girl
Takes no talent to impress ‘em today
You're on Drag Race
Till you're sashayed away
Come on and contour your nose (nose)
Lipsync for your life to the music, hey hey hey
Contour your nose (nose)
Find a catchphrase and overuse it, hey hey hey
Montrese, Coco, Kandy Ho
Bianca f**ing Del Rio
Sharon Needles, Jujubee
On the cover of a toilet seat
Darienne Lake, Ginger Minj,
Delta Work - they like to binge
Pearl had such a sleepy pace
Tempest DuJour gave old face
Mimi, Phi Phi, Roxxxy too
Let's just face it - they hate you
Lots of prissy attitude
Kissing a** of Mama Ru
Season 7, we slept through it
Last year Logo really blew it
Adore Delano, Kandy Ho
And Alexis Mateo
All the Puerto Rican queens
Their wigs smell like rice and beans
Carmen, Kenya, and Sonique
Were they trans or were they drag queens?
Alaska, Willam, and Ongina
They're all c*nts with no vaginas
They have contours, they have lashes
Latrice's elbows look like ashes
Courtney Act had realness down
So why did she lose to a clown?
Before your audition tape,
Always mention you have AIDS
Manila loves her autotune
Please give some to Jinkx Monsoon
Jasmine Masters, what a tramp
Costumes purchased with food stamps
You know you've got to get a clue
When Ornacia is more real than you
Jiggly got some brand new teeth
Give the old ones to Latrice
Detox did p**n like Jade Jolie
To pay for all that surgery
If you think Sasha Belle was sad,
Imagine Tyra as your dad
Yes I'm hateful as I yell this
Or maybe I'm just old and jealous
But you know what? They're all hoes.
I said, HOES.
(Hoes, hoes, hoes).