Worship music
With our hands raised
(Quid pro?) (?)
On the altar
Yeah
Harold's crying
In the spirit
Tongues o' fire
Can 'ya feel it (Hoo!)
Yeah
I'm nodding off, I'm nodding off
I need a case of NoDoz just to get through this
I'm giving 10% and pa**ing the plate
While smiling so hard that my jaw is on fire
Memorizing name tags, shaking sweaty hands
I lip-synced these (same/theme) songs since I was a child
While making up a good excuse to miss for next week
And I don't feel a thing