[Verse 1] I‘ve got a leg, it‘s made out of wood I bought it in a tavern from a gnarly old dude When I got shot to pieces by a cannon ball It cut me down to size, I used to be quite tall A couple of drinks, to dull the pain I stood up on my leg and began to fight again When all of a sudden, can you believe A cannonball hit me in the other knee Aggghhh you spanish ba*tards [Chorus] Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I‘ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg [Verse 2] Now both of my legs, are made of wood The future‘s looking grim, it doesn‘t seem good So I drink all day and I drink all night I get really drunk and get into a fight With a samurai guy with ninja sk**s He beats me up til i‘m nearly k**ed I ask him for mercy, do me no harm But the ba*tard chops off both my arms Aggghhh you japanese ba*tards [Chorus]