[Verse 1]
I‘ve got a leg, it‘s made out of wood
I bought it in a tavern from a gnarly old dude
When I got shot to pieces by a cannon ball
It cut me down to size, I used to be quite tall
A couple of drinks, to dull the pain
I stood up on my leg and began to fight again
When all of a sudden, can you believe
A cannonball hit me in the other knee
Aggghhh you spanish ba*tards
[Chorus]
Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg
I‘ve got a wooden leg, wooden leg
[Verse 2]
Now both of my legs, are made of wood
The future‘s looking grim, it doesn‘t seem good
So I drink all day and I drink all night
I get really drunk and get into a fight
With a samurai guy with ninja sk**s
He beats me up til i‘m nearly k**ed
I ask him for mercy, do me no harm
But the ba*tard chops off both my arms
Aggghhh you japanese ba*tards
[Chorus]