[Verse 1]
When The Pick of Destiny was released, it was a bomb
And all the critics said that the D was done
The sun had set, and the chapter had closed
But, one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again
[Hook 1]
Just like the phoenix
We'll f**in' rise again
That's right, the phoenix
We'll rise again! Yaw
[Verse 2]
Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched
By a failure or an embarra**ment, no-way-no
And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of cheese
But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong
[Hook 1]
Just like the phoenix
We'll f**in' rise again, yahh
That's right, the phoenix
We'll rise again!
[Verse 3]
Sunshine, it's a hell of a day
Riding back, and it's headed your way
D's here, now we're puttin' on a show
We're sneakin' up, climbing into your window
[Verse 4]
Hard rockin', yeah we're rockin' again
Black Mamba is my personal friend
Phil Jackson is a master of zen
We'll pick you up, take you out on the weekend
[Chorus 2]
It's the rise of the phoenix
It's a call of attack
And you'll know when you've seen us --
The f**in' D is back!
[Verse 5]
Lovemaking all the way to the top
Boots smokin', but I'm not gonna stop
Bossa Nova is a beautiful dance
Hot-blooded, that's a lot of romance
[Chorus 3]
It's the rise of the phoenix
And we ride with the pack
It's the magic between us
The f**in' D is back
[Interlude]
But, what if it's true?
If Tenacious D has died, what will we do?
And what will we do
Bout all the fans who have the D tattoo?
They'll have them removed
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos
Tattoo-oo-ooos
They'll have to laser off their D tattoos, ah
[Verse 6: Jack Black (and Kyle Ga**)]
Wait a minute, Kage
(What's that you say?)
You know it's not too late
(Yes, it is too late)
We only need one hit
(Just imagine it)
We could be the sh**!
Too legit to quit!
One hit, one hit, one hit
Yeah, we're hoping this is it
One hit, top ten hit, top forty hit, top thousand hit
I don't care, as long as we get there, we'll start anew
And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo
[Outro]
You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo!