[Intro: Kwogfaf]
Man, this beat floats like Peter Pan
[Verse 1: Kwogfaf]
I'm the pinnacle of rapping
Spitting faster than speed, uh
Holy residue is the only thing I pee, uh
I was promised by the ancients
The most dazzling boy on Glee, uh
Except I got the boot for my hatred of Journey, oh
I don't do normal doo doo, only the abstract, ah
Curiosity and experiments mean knowledge that's a fact, ah
Nothing good is on the radio, they formed a mediocrity pact, oo
My interests are dense, tall like a double decker
I'm Lil B minus Riff Raff plus Tim Hecker
I respect s**y artists, like for example James Blake
Once when I was six, I read finnegans wake, yup
What's that? 1080TJ is here?
Knowledge about to be dropped. 600 respect. 420 respect
[Verse 2: 1080TJ]
Yeah, I'm underground, I'll never sell out
I'll never fail ya
You can only call my music pop if the other option's Azalea
That was a pun about Iggy
My rhymes are out of this world like Ziggy Stardust
Not some average sh** for white girls who drink Starbucks
I'm a better wordsmith than Shakespeare, MF Doom and Oscar Wilde
And I'm s**ier than if Annie Clark and Sufjan Stevens had a child
Stop spittin your sh** pile, wipe the smile, admit you can never jack my style
Other rappers drive but they never use their blinkers
Now I shall baptize this song with my magical swagtastic 1080TJ lawn sprinklers
(sprinklers)
Listen to them go
Sprinkling, get that sh** nice and wet
Vote for Bernie Sanders, you won't regret it
Sprinklers are on, but this verse is still fire
Other rappers are still driving, but they're wearing out their tires
When I spit my rhymes your penis becomes erect
Don't be embarra**ed, I consider it the highest form of respect
[Outro: Kwogfaf]
1080TJ dropping more knowledge than Hawking
And Tyson, his godlike wordplay will live on
Or reincarnate like Patton
We rise above the others, evidenced by referendum
Treat the losers like a port-a-potty, don't look down in em
Respect