[Intro]
Man, everyone likes bu*ts
There's nobody in the world that doesn't like bu*ts
Whether you're straight, gay, male, female, black or white, or any in between
You like bu*ts
So I don't understand how anyone can be prejudice
Anyway, well
[Verse 1]
My name is Kwogfaf , I really love bubble wrap
The mailman shrieked like a dunce when I told him that
My mission is prosperity and I really love animals
Hop off a cliff if you'd ever hurt animals (real)
My spirit is a camel and I really love hugs
This is not our Earth so respect all the bugs
Yeah, what was that? I said my name is Kwogfaf
Greatest rapper or greatest rapper, you do the math
Or I'll do it for you, cuz I'm so advanced
Once when I was six I gave a hobo pants (and shoes)
Yeah, and I reserve the swearing to have great effect
And while on the subject
f** Jack Fellure (f** em)
Shout out to all the horses who died in wars
And shout out to all organic grocery stores
I'm Kwogfaf, I'm a prince, I'm a cute mess
Mark on your calendar every day I'm the best
[Hook]
Blood in my veins as I hold all the reins
You could fall through floor like me, duck tea
With a brush in my hands and the wind in my hair
You could crash to the floor like me, duck tea
Got to say upbeat and respect all the streets
Till you fall through the floor like me, duck tea
When you need a rest, and you don't know the best
You could crash to the floor like me, duck tea
Duck Tea
[Verse 2]
Respect to everyone who respects kwogfaf
And respect to the ones who hate kwogfaf
I don't care either way, I'm still making history
Rapping the truth is the definition of bliss to me
Sit back and listen cuz it's gonna be a ride
Remember to have fun and it's okay to cry
Duck Tea more fun than a ball pit
Deeper than Marianas Trench
And more s**y than the French
It's duck tea fellas
We'll get there
But first let's have some fun
Duck Tea
[Duck quacking]