I hear your husband left ya for another lady
That must be very hard for you to take on board
He told me it was because ya never s**ed his corey
And you didn't like to have it off anymore
CHORUS:
Well, dry your eyes, don't you cry
Come over here and get some coo-coo-Kunt comfort
Dry your eyes, don't you cry
Let's have a cuddle and we'll see where it leads
Let's have a cuddle and we'll see where it leads
So, come on and give me a hug
I promise not to touch you on your b**bies
I know it's just a friend you need tonight
So, come on and give me a hug
I promise not to touch you on your front bum
Unless I sense that it's juicy and then that makes it alright
And I can finger your slot tonight
I hear your husband left ya for another lady
It must be very hard for you to take on board
He told me it was because ya had a sweaty p**y
And you never trimmed your biff anymore