Fan Request:
"I know you didn't wanna do this but just hear me out. Since you're a big fan of WATSKY and you ALREADY have the beat, I challenge you to do a cover of Pale Kid Raps Fast but with a few rules to make it interesting
One: You have to finish the rap( when the music starts up to the word knee ) in 1 minute or less
Two: Turn a verse into a Acapella verse
Three: Record it LIVE ( no fancy audio edits ) with a iphone stop watch running to prove to the haters your audio was real in your last video."
Good Luck!
XoxO Brittany P. OxoX
Lyrics:
Oh hi
I'm that guy
Built so fly in a silk bow tie
Don't know why I'm built so fly
But I am, no lie
Oh my
Rolled by on a low ride Huffy
Sitting on the pegs, shelltoes puffy
Cuff rolled up to my calf
Cla** out the a**
Bad with the swag like Buffy
Gotta be the one to bite the bullet I'm sinner but I bet I could've been a better man
I wanna be Zen, but I go sipping on some medicine instead of meditating but I it get when I can
I don't wanna wind up in the gutter with a bottle of malt-
Liquor, bitter cause I never got a call
Telling me
That it's all figured out
I'm sick of doubt
But I'm looking at the wall
Part of me was hoping to be caught up in the moment and to be open to the good and the God in me
But I got a lobotomy and I get that I oughtta become a bit of an oddity when somebody gets offended by the thought of me
Who's he? you gotta be kidding me
Do me like Gabourey Sidibe
If you see me with a chickadee
No diggity it'll be giggity giggity giggity
Gonna send it like a letter from above
With a woman that I love
Cause I get it like I live
But if my baby's gay I'll say you go gay baby, work that crib!
Work that bib
Burp that kid
Screw po-lice
Flip that car
I don't want a Jesus piece
But I want a Reece's Piece and a Kit Kat Bar
I want everybody focusing on getting me to Letterman to kick it for the betterment of innocent Americans who never want to settle for their pop.. HA!
Or not
Cause my bedroom rocks
And the beat still knocks
When I sort my socks
I'm five foot eleven of s** from the tip of my head to my gorgeous knees uh..
Who is that boy?
How does he rap so good?
I don't. Know. How. That. Egyptian raps so good..
How does he do, that?
Do, that?
Bark, bark, ba, bark, bark, bark, bark, meow! I don't discriminate against animals
Fade to black... see ya later!