You know crazy Nelly She's crossed eyed and dumb She's dirty and she's smelly But she's got a lovely bum Her hair is bloody grotty Her breath stinks like the pest Her skin is dry and spotty But her arse is just the best She's gettin' easy money And welfare from the state Ooh! Smelly Nelly...you're so divine Ooh! Smelly Nelly...baby be mine
Her body's fat and flabby Her rotten teeth just stink Her clothes are torn and shabby But her lips are nice and pink Her nickers are encrusted With sh** and bugs and lice This face is bruised and busted But her arse is paradise She's gettin' easy money And welfare from the state