Mother's got a lover half as old as she Father's got a gamblin' house in Capri Sister sue's a junkie dope and L.S.D. Sells her arse to the Arabs while others Get it free So I'm the black sheep The only hang up I've got Is an old guitar And a cat named Lisalott Mad racket...you've got it
Mad racket...you've got it Women's undergarments are Simon's bag He's a transvestite he's a f*g Auntie Ann is a schizo crazy as they come She thinks she is a chicken stickin' feathers In her bum So I'm the black sheep The only hang up I've got Is an old guitar And a cat named Lisalott