How glad a million laddies From millionaires to caddies Would be To capture me But you had such persistence You wore down my resistance I fell And it was swell You're my big and brave and handsome romeo How you won me I shall never, never know It's not that you're attractive
But oh, my heart grew active When you Came into view You've got a crush on me, sweetie pie All the day and nighttime, hear you sigh I never had the least notion That you could fall with so much emotion