[Verse 1]
Mom and Dad went to a show
Dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed
Said, "Please, don't go!"
[Chorus]
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Wanna be alone
[Verse 2]
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good
[Chorus]
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Wanna be alone
[Verse 3]
Said, "Why don't you stop your crying
Go outside and ride your bike"
That's what I did
I k**ed my toe!
[Chorus]
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Wanna be alone
[Verse 4]
After dinner I had ice cream
A bit of sleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mothers arms!
[Chorus]
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Grandma take me home!
Wanna be alone!