f** man, it's Christmas again
[Verse 1]
Christmas season approaching
f** the toys that y'all been wantin'
f** the, f** the toys y'all been huntin'
A Santa be up all night again
Soon as I pull up and park the gifts
We get this b**h crippled like Tiny Tim
Take my knapsack and pack it in
White hair, boots, tobogga-sins
It's too many kids in this house of ten
Real Kringle back in ya house again
Red dude all in your chimney then
Red suit all on your couch again
And I know kids like presents, man
They got more damn gifts in their stockings man, huh
[Hook]
Long night, long night
[Bridge]
How many gifts am I droppin off?
Let me say I lost count; I don't give a f** How many gifts am I droppin off?
Let me say I lost count; I don't give a f**
[Interlude]
He'll give us what we need It may not be what we want
[Verse 2]
Baby girl tryna get a tree
And her girl tryna get a tree
Chopped 'em both down
Don't grudge 'em, Chuck Brown!
One last deposit
No piss breaks, Keep movin', Comet!
Everybody wanna live at the top of the North Pole
Took her to the Shop, she tried to gift my bu*t hole
That's when Hermey the Elf kicked her out
But he got her back in and put a drill in her mooooouuuuth
Long night, long night
Ho, ho
Sleep now, I need sleep now
I need, I need
Sleep now