[JBrave]
Ladies & Gentlemen, hello!
Welcome, you are at the halfway point
It's halftime, ladies & gentlemen!
Too bad that you're the Detroit Lions going up against the Green Bay Packers
And right now you're down 28-0 & Calvin Johnson Jr. is out of the game due to a broken hand
So, pretty much you gotta go throughout the rest of this mixtape trying to throw pa**es to Titus Young, Nate Burleson, & Golden Tate
So, you might get a pity field goal, I don't know
Now, I know what you're thinking, "Hey, wait a minute!"
"Mr. Announcer Man, Mr. JBrave, some of those lines were good!"
No, it wasn't!
Have you heard Orange Lazarus?
I wish I had one right now just so that way I could get a brain freeze to get out of doing this!
He was like "Oh, I do a backflip on a sandpaper mattress, made up of rat piss & cat sh**"
Oh my God!
That is like, the grossest thing I've ever heard!
And that is one of the weirdest fetishes I've ever heard from a man!
And then he wants to talk about in one of his other songs, he hears you talking sh**, but never see you act like like VAs
Well, let me tell you something, good man!
As a person who's trying to become an actor myself, I can tell you something
Steven Blum & Carlos Alazraqui would to have a certain word with you
And by "word" I mean "A fu*kING BEATDOWN"
And you know what?
I will join in
Baby, I'll look like Ness PSI rocking up in this b**h!
Now, if there's one thing that anybody else who's listening should know
The good thing is is that you're halfway though
The bad news is-
[Kris James]
OK, alright that's enough from you cause I'm not-
I-I'm just not doing this, alright?
I'm not doing this with you anymore, alright?
I'm shutting it- I'm shutting it all down
Shutting it all down
Just...
IT'S DONE!