[Intro]
You are now about to witness the strength of Torah knowledge
[Josh Rosenberg/J26]
Straight Outta TJ, crazy awesome Brother shtark Dude
From a gang called Buchrim With Attitudes
I got to thank Rabbi G
For sending me to Therapy
Now I won't yell chicken wang at my wife
And Rabbi Shwartz don't tell me I have no life
Them other Yeshivas better act no fools
Or we'll stuff their face with Kirya food
And I'm not talking just turkey legs
I'm talking shahshuka straight to the head
We get crazy in the bais
Chavrusas tearing up the place
Pretty sure I've seen someone mased
You forgot the case? Straight to the face
The dorms are not ideal
You better like coffee w/o milk
Rabbi Yudkowski hugs for no reason
It's always bulking season
10 o clock and you're still asleep?
Rabbi Perkal will k** those sheep
Rabbi G? the G is for gangsta
Yell chicken wing and he'll straight taze ya
You smoke that ganja? You'll get layed off
Or straight ninja kicked by rabbi Zadoff
In TJ, our Rebbe is our spotter
Kennes once a month? That's rarer than the lotto
And even when my hair is grey
You best believe, I'm coming straight outta TJ