[Intro - Kool A.D.]
Bieber, Bieber, Bieber, Bieber
[Hook - Kool A.D.]
(Uggin) I'm Dave Bowie, (uggin) I'm Dave Byrne
(Uggin) I'm Dave Foster Wallace, (uggin) wait your turn
(Uggin) I'm Dave Thomas, square burgers
(Uggin) I'm Super Dave, Burger King, king of burgers
[Verse 1 - Kool A.D.]
(Uggin) I'm Hunter Thompson, HT
Hunter's Point? (Ugginuggin) HP!
You could hate me now
You could Drake me later
You could cake me, hater
You could sidididididididudick my didick
Little midgets can look at my middle digit
(Uggin) I'm Brian Wilson, I'm a Beach Boy
I'm a lime to a lemon, you a peach, boy
I'm a Beach Boy, Good Vibrations
Good god god damn soul vibrations
Stain a white tee, like a non-racist
b**h I'm Mickey Rourke, whole lotta dancers
Bobby Seale cookbook, Facebook, look book, fake crook shook
But the real ones think it's kinda funny though
Only funny with the money though, go funny, go go stupid
(Go go go) Go dummy, go bunny hop, do a ollie (do a ollie)
Somebody stop me, Jim Carrey, I'm the Superbowl
I don't even watch TV, I'm the Superbowl
Elian Gonzales at the club with a super ho
She go super low, ya'll so stupid though
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[Verse 2 - Haji Springer]
The king of burgers, Springer murders any motherf**ing song he gets on
BBS is on, watching ESP-On
Bad b**hes in the back, lesbians, yes they are
Forget the bar, we can do it in the back of my motherf**ing brand new car
Cause I'm balling like Dave Thomas
Yeah they, yeah they know my name like Dave Thomas
Yeah you know I already paid homage
They love me in the motherf**ing Bay, doggie
All the way to Bollywood, yeah they know my name
Mr. Springer, b**h I ain't changed
I'm in the Range, bumping Das Racist
Kool A.D., yeah you know we making
A lot of cake, yeah they on our line
b**hes tryna holla cause they know we wine and dine
Taco Bell, Pizza Hut
That's all I got for a skeezer s*ut
[Hook - Kool A.D.]
[Verse 3 - Bill Ding]
Got a lot of buddies, think I'm Dave Schwimmer
My friends got ends, I'm a real hitter
Big Dipper, five star
Six star, sick car
Pull up in the Audi with the system going
Xanny bar got me John Doe-ing
Spending money on a blonde ho (loco!)
But ya'll don't even know me like I'm John Doe
But just know, I handle my business
Sitting in the courtroom why no one wanna witness
Bullsh**ting, they talking five years
They all looking at me funny like I got five ears
No tears, J and J
Low key, I'm finna put your ho on layaway
Bad thoughts as I lay awake
When the cops come I poof like I'm David Blaine
[Hook - Kool A.D.]