Kool A.D Kool A.D Kool A.D Kool A.D Call me Michael Jackson, I got a million dollars. If you feel me, holler Yeah, I'm playing frogger. I'm on the internet I'm on an emulator You're just an emulator I'll read the menu later Right now I'm drinking water I'll take your momma's daughter That's your sister, mister Went to the zoo and kissed her We looked at kangaroos. We looked at alligators I told her "see ya later." She called your boy a hater I told her "nevermind." I got a clever mind I'm like a movie genius I touch the b**bies frequently Holler at a honey dip Dollar in a money clip She wearing pink velour Ordering the drink de jour I've got the new Filas Walk with true zebras I Zimbra slappin' in the Jeep that's a two seater Tripping on wild turkey Sipping on a child's slurpee Rocking you with pacman. Throwing your Tascam in the trashcan Run your kicks, plus your 606 I could whoop your little cousin in pick-up sticks I've got the hiccups. Quick Somebody slap my back You know this track is slap
All the other tracks is whack Just bought a lighter with a titty chick on it She looks Amish, all she need's a bonnet Holler with me. Five dumplings in a box Juice is a dollar fifty, call me papa-thrifty Call me Tito Puente Call me Daisy Fuentes Call me Elvis Priestlay ??? Call me Shelia E Call me ??? Call me when you think you can't finish your bag of Cheetos I'm at the pizza hut, I'm at the taco bell I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell I've got the taco smell, that pescado smell I got a lot of smells I've rolled a lot of Ls I've rolled a lot of sushi Rolling fat like John Belushi Call me Desi Arnaz, dog I love the lucy Throw some trees on it Kool A.D.'s on it You don't have to worry about anything He's on it I'm in the third person I'm a nerd person I cannot tell a lie, like Washington I'm hella fly I'm on the one bill. Plus I'm dum ill I'm chopping cherry trees. Girl wanna marry me And I'm Kool A.D All the females know I'm Kool AD Kool AD All the females know I'm Kool AD