[Intro]
Weezy
Young Money
Drizzy I got em
It's Tha Carter 17.5
[Verse 1: Kle Shay]
Lollipop's and Hula Hoop's
Swimming in my Scuba Suit
Stepped in some Koola poop
Um, I meant Koala poop... oops
Weezy F. Pumpernickel
Bout to give her something special
Young Money so official
Business suits and Kosher Pickles
Uh, told her to get the lip gloss
Told her that sh** make my dick soft
Pockets fat a** sacks of sh**, Rick Ross
Weezy struggling to rhyme, Rick Ross
Lil' Tunechi brown nose ya a**hole
Real pissers P in silence like a Pterodactyl
Told her I'm about to pop like a Camel Capsule
Told her I'mma hold my tongue, and then bite her apple
I'm about to get dirty like an ashtray
I was always poor, then all the cash came
People said that I was white, like a lap stain
Now I'm the Dark Knight, let me in your bat cave
Weezy Wee pee on Christmas trees
Don't know why, it's just something I find interesting
I might urinate in a urinal
And like always, take a dookie in your toilet bowl
Said I'm about to Wayne on em
I'm double the a**ault, 8 Horseman
Bet I make you feel sick, Abortion
My dick is the 70's, Eric Foreman
Weezy F. Bible School
The F stands for imbecile
I got through this sentence with syllables
That's Ray Charles... visible
I'm something you ain't never seen befo'
Like a Mexican at a Home Depot
Like an Asian eating Shrimp Rolls
Like Shaq missing a free throw
Said I'm about to go nuts
Superfragacalalisticexpealadocious
Weezy Wee gonna glaze all ya donuts
You a suicidal squirrel... no nuts
Pocket full of Swisher Sweets
With my Sprite Easter Pink
Told her I can make her eat her sheets
And then I'll do the laundry... Mister Clean
Weezy F, G, H, I, J
K, L, M, N, O
P's and Q's
Doopity Do
I've got another penis for you
Life is a shoe
Wear it
There we go I said it
Weezy F. Baby
And the F stands for Ferret
A B C... mp3... STD
b**h, Weezy Wee
Young Money