Sitting by my stereo all alone
My baby calls me on the telephone
She says, baby take me out for a dance
I tell my baby i feel so bad
I can't go out and it's making me sad
But when you see me, i know you will understand
I got hay fever, blocking up my head
Hay fever, i ought to be in bed
How can i dance when i can hardly breathe
Wish i could cure this infernal allergy
I got, hay fever blocking up my brain
Hay fever, feel the sinus pains
And all the pills and the powders are in vain
Thought i was cured but here it comes again
It goes ooh-ah
The pollen count's getting higher and higher
My eyes are sore and my nose is on fire
My throat's dry now and i'm starting to perspire
My stuffed up head's k**ing all of my desire
I got hay fever, you wicked allergy,
Hay fever, you put the curse on me
And i've inhaled every know remedy
I can't stay cool 'cos i'm starting to sneeze
I can't make love when i can't hardly breathe
We start to dance and my nose starts to bleed
There must be a cure for this hay fever
Is there a pill or a powder i can take
I must get a cure, for my romance is at stake
Hey fever, you tore my image down
Hey fever, i must look like a clown
I must have used every tissue in town
I'm running round sniffin' like a hound
It goes ooh-ah
I wanna kiss but i'm sneezin' instead
I can't make love when my head feels like lead
How can i pose when my nose is all red
We should be home, should be tucked up in bed
But i got hay fever
Hay fever
Hay fever
Hay fever
Hay fever