[Chorus]
I CANT believe I actually might live to see my pants size
DeSPITE acting my vans size, anti everything you
STAND by, put your hands high come on put ya
MIDDLE fingers up, put your hands high, come on
I CANT believe I actually might live to see my drink size
DeSPITE acting my ring size, anti everything you
THINKS right,, put your fingers high come on put ya
MIDDLE fingers up, put your fingers high, come on
[Verse 1]
.check my bank account like "nice I'm broke, my life's a joke," then
CHECK it twice more just incase the site miswrote, it's like "b**h nope,"
.im like "I'm one more night from knife slit throat," conscience like "b**h
SIKE you won't, as much as you think money runs your life it don't
.your world revolves around your wife and every night you wrote
ABOUT yo dad how he left you when u needed his guidance most
.its no coincidence you went with verbal phantom you felt
LIKE a ghost, now this operate with liquor sh** done gave your
LIFE some hope, now u like to be the hypest white kid with the
MIC gripped close, 9 years old yo a** was slow and quiet
LIKE it, dont, you likely owe yo 40 oz diet for your
LIVE show, now that sh** your social crutch? quite the slope
.remember when you went and signed your soul some time ago?
CRYIN? hi vin, this the life you chose, the devil comes in different
TYPES and rolls, don't believe me try and go one night without that
WINE impulse, that's right, fine results," gulp
[Chorus]
I CANT believe I actually might live to see my pants size
DeSPITE acting my vans size, anti everything you
STAND by, put your hands high come on put ya
MIDDLE fingers up, put your hands high, come on
I CANT believe I actually might live to see my drink size
DeSPITE acting my ring size, anti everything you
THINKS right,, put your fingers high come on put ya
MIDDLE fingers up, put your fingers high, come on
[Verse 2]
Brain DEAD, probly spent too many nights in Hoboken
GATORADE for breakfast pour it right to my throat and
CRACK the eggs, separate the whites from the yolk and
.if there was a such thing as opposite sobriety
CHIPS at double a i'd collect 'em like they were tokens
GRAB a cup of a whiskey throw some ice and some coke in
.this all stems from years of no direction
LOW show turn outs leads to zero sober sessions
.wanna forget about a bad day, jet to the blue gin
.i been about that since rewinding ca**ettes withs a school pen
.i look at fresh bottles of bombay sapphire like
VAMPIRES looking at virgin necks on a human
.thats just Owl at the end of the bar being loud
.the type to see his fee amount, leave and bounce, I'm
UnHEALTHY, they tell me to eat more vegetables and fruit, sh** does
LISTENING to Casey Veggies drinking sangria count?
[Chorus 2]
.i f**ing doubt i might live to see my pant size, the
WAY i act my vans size, anti everything you
STAND by,, put your hands high come on put ya
MIDDLE fingers up, put your hands high, come on
.i f**ing doubt i might live to see my drink size, the
WAY i act my ring size, anti everything you
THINKS right,, put your fingers high come on put ya
MIDDLE fingers up, put your fingers high, come on