Okay, so these are called "Pain Series" poems.
It's very easy to write a Pain Series poem; all you have to do, there's just two rules.
The, it has to begin and end with the word "ow,"
and it has to be about some kind of pain or discomfort of some kind.
Okay? So, the first one is called "Hot Coffee."
Ow! That's f**ing hot! f**! Ow! Ow! Ow!
sh** f** piss Christ!
Jesus piss Christ, f** sh** piss f**.
That is hot f**ing coffee!
Are you f**ing nuts? Ow! Ow!
That is f**ing hot!
What the f** is wrong with you? Ow!