It's a day of sun and rise
It's a day of days and roses
It's a day of grey and holly
It's a day of dates and raisins
It's a day of nuclear sandwich pie
It's a day of fluorescent tomatoes
It's a day of cantaloupe highways
It's a day of tornado surprise
It's a day to ask the doorman,
"Pardon me, what day is it? Can I use your car? Mine needs a new Band-Aid. It has a hole in it."
It's a day to hide the knives, hide the knives, hide the knives
I can't think straight
It's such a beautiful day that I can hardly stand it
Hide the knives, this is it.
Hide the knives 'cause I really mean it this time.
Hide the knives, I can't think
And all I see is white, white pain, light
It's a beautiful day and there is no time
There is no time but the present
There is no future and there has never been a past
Hide the knives and let's go fishing
Hide the knives and put the cat out for the night
Hide the knives and let's see if this is the right kind of household appliance
Hide the knives so I can split my head open with a pickaxe instead of carving myself up like the thanksgiving Doughboy
Hide the knives in you and I and everybody will be safe for another few seconds
Hide the knives and hold me down and slap me hard and spank me and spank me and spank me, I am so bad
Hide the knives 'cause my wrists are already bleeding
Hide the knives because today is such a beautiful day and I can't go outside and I can't be alone with you
Hide those knives, kids, and if you order now, get a free bamboo steamer and a fondue set
Hide the knives, tie me up, and gag me and throw me into the Gowan*s Can*l
I love the water, the water is so beautiful, the way it reflects the sun in your hair, the light in your eyes, the birds are so beautiful
Life is so wonderful, I'm going to implode, expand, contract, negate
It's happening, it's happening, it's over and I wonder where you are and I haven't got a clue
The game is over, please pa** the knives
It's over. It was Colonel Mustard in the billiard room with the revolver.
It's over. The game is over.
Put the knives away and return to your seat and await further instructions.