Oh yeah, up my a**
Up my a**
Up my a**
A lit candle
Up my a**
A firecracker, a finger, a thumb
Up my a**
An egg, a vibratin' egg, a scrambled egg
Up my a**
A dil*o, strapped onto a mannequin, wearing a Nixon mask
Up my a**
Power tools, an electric drill
A screwdriver, a monkey wrench
Up my a**
A monkey
Up my a**
A potpourri of a**orted fragrances
Up my a**
Up my smelly a**hole
'Cause I'm not one of those guys
Who walks around pretending
That my sh** don't stink
My sh** stinks
I admit it
And right now
There is a lot of sh**
Up my a**
Up my a**
Up my a**
Up my a**
And to the left
Up my a**
Step right up
Step right up
Come one, come all
Up my a**
Everyone and everything
Up my a**
Everything except for your skanky
Bullsh**, artificial, plastic dick (oh yeah)
Looks like you bought it at the K-Mart
(Up my a**)
f** you with your bogus dil*o(oh yeah)
You can shove that up your a**, honey, not mine
Up my a**
I got a special gift for you
Right here
Come and get it
It's up my a**
Up my a**
Up my a**
Up my a**
The Louisiana Purchase
Up my a** (up my a**)
The Encyclopædia Britannica
(Up my a**)
Up my a**
(Up my a**)
Your grandmother
Up my a**
Shields and Yarnell
Up my a**
Chocolates
Lollipops
Cakes and pies
And it's all for free
Children
Children