[Intro: Heckler]
Oh! Mr. KJD! Mr. Rap Savior! The same boring MC
You're on that same depressing bull sh** bro!
It's the same sh**, track in and track out
At the rate you pump out material, I could push out 6 albums
I mean, f**! No punchlines? No hit singles?
God damn! What do you got to say for yourself?
[Verse 1]
Uh. Writing a hit single's never really what I cared about
Cause' lyrical ability is positively paramount
I'm married to the game, but I won't share my spouse
So Imma' verbally abuse her until someone dares to tear my larynx out
I was shunned from the local scene
Even though all these old timers prayed for a youngin' dope as me
Best up and comer's what they voted me
I'm all revved up. Ate my Wheaties with some Gatorade and Ovaltine
Ha! Yo. And when my night's through
I realized I've eaten up more beats than Dwight Schrute
Rap has lost it's edge, yeah, it s**s that it's missing
So I'm the 90's baby, b**h, with 2 f**s to be given
Always coming out on top, like a minute man in missionary
Spitting sick sh**, yeah, I'm the a** hole with dysentery
Uh. We can't pardon the whack
Like a perverted runner, I come hard on tracks
[Interlude: Heckler]
Well, alright, alright
That's a decent 16
I mean, you're heading in the right direction
But I mean, the real question is..
Can you do any better than that?
[Verse 2]
I've had multiple strokes of genius, like Bill Nye's wife
Pause. I've had multiple strokes of genius, like Bill Nye's wife
With a blood clot traveling straight to her brain
Squirming around in a circle, retarded snakes on a plane
Nothing to take for the pain. But look where I started from
Then grab a measuring tape when I ejaculate, so you can see how far I've come
Y'all were focused on the Romney-Obama sh**
I was focused on making it through the zombie apocalypse
Haters like to claim that I'm a conscience rapper
Cause' I don't talk about money, d**, or topless dancers
But all you copycatters, just k**ed the game
So Imma' dig her up and f** her, like a necrophile body snatcher
Man, you s**, and you lack finesse
And got a f**ed up flow, like a urine stream after s**
Ha. I'm shouting out to the vets
It's my turn, b**h, time for countdown to commence
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0