[Verse 1: Chip Tha Ripper] Baby girl 5'6" Fine, thick She had to be like a size 5 or 6 I met her at the mall right in front of footlocker My n***a bet me 20 I couldn't get her so I Walked in like I was about to buy something And got to looking around like I couldn't find nothing She walked back in got to looking at her a** Then I asked if she had these in 11 and a half She was like "ooh baby I don't work here" Then I put the shoe back and I said I knew that She smiled and got to walkin to the door But I couldn't let her go so I walked te door too Then I said "come on my n***as lets go Pretty girls ain't giving out their number's no more" Then I turned around looked at her and she laughed again Tapped me on the shoulder And she asked if I had a pen I said "yea theres one in back a my trio" She pulled out her razor I said "I'll trade ya!" Her screen saver said "n***as ain't sh**" Thats funny because mine said "money over a b**h" I said "I'll call ya" She said "You better" Collected $20 from my n***a Then later on got her on the phone like "wait til gettcha" She like "what makes you so special?" [Hook] I know where that spot at girl... [ 4x] I be having a moment and she be like don't wake the kids don't wake the kids [Verse 2: Chip Tha Ripper] We was on the phone until the early morn I was just trying to see what this girly on I said "I'm digging you" and she was digging me too Baby look familler think I saw her at the view I was like girl you should be my boo She was like "ohh daddy can I come through?"
I was like "cool" then I told her where I live She said she be over by 1O and its 9:45 So that don't really leave me much time to clean up the crib n chill a bottle a wine Then she rang and I buzzed her in told her come to apartment 210 Magnum on deck for when its time to suite up lit up the booty and does it defiantly do up Put a movie in but she really didn't care She looking at me and I'm looking at her She touching on me and I'm touching on her Then she started kissing hair "girl, you betta quit that sh** before you f** around and get that sh**" She was like "n***a please" "I ain't met a n***a who can satisfy me and honestly I don't think you can hang with me" "I'm gonna need 2 hours, baby, mabye even 3!" I said "Baby, time is of the essence you need someone to deliver a package and not a message" "And I'm the UPS man, I go the extra mile" "I delever with a smile, been delivering for a while" So be cool because I know what I'm doing Panties and bra is what I want to see you in Then we can just minus the panties and bra Ma**age your thighs and just add this cannon with balls And any other problems I can solve em Even if you just need a ma**age I got you We can take it real slow at the beginning Keep them coochie lips a grinning when I hit it from behind Then pop goes the weasel Because the weasel goes pop all over your head, shoulders, knees and toes But I bet you I don't even get to finish I'mma have you tapping out in 30 minutes Because I know where that spot at girl!