A is for apple
B is for bu*t
C is for cat bu*t
D is for doo doo
E is for elephant doo doo
F is for fart
G is for gorilla fart
H is for huge gorilla fart
I is for eyeball
J is for jammies
K is for kid fart
L is for long and loud farts
M is for monkey bu*t
N is for saying good night night at nap time
O is for oh!
P is for panda peeing and pooping in her potty while papa plays peek-a-boo
Q is for Q-Bert
R is for robotic monkey who's going to take over the world
S is for stinky
T is for turd
U is for uh oh
V is for flying V
W is for wee wee
X is for exactamundo
Y is for yucky and yummy and you
And Z is for farts that smell like the zoo