I can't beat megaman, I can't even beat one level (laughs)
beat ikaruga, beat sonic two, beat soup factory and now I'm onto you
beat metroid prime, beat ouendan, beat mario world, can't beat mega man
I've got the rage, why can't you shoot up?
I blame this game, why am I this stuck?
this is meant to be fun? I played good money for this, but all I get is angry and graphics in 8 bit
this parts gonna stress me out, when I'm hit and fall off the block, these baddies just keep on coming, another ten minutes on the clock
I've spent 3 hours just playing one zone, I had loads of company and now I'm alone
now I'm past this first check pooint, things are looking up
now the difficulty hits an asymtopic curve
and the constant dying is getting on my nerve
what were they thinking when they made this game
blood pressure about to blow
throbbing in my head vein
eyes getting red its nearly time
I'm about to rage over megaman 9
[the sounds of a frustrated man some kicka** keyboarding]